“Quorn fish fingers must be like eating dirty knickers. There’s no fish in them but smells and tastes like there is”

teap0ts:

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

At Hong kong airport on my way back to the UK after a long 8 month trip backpacking around Oz and south east asia. I’ve seen lots of awesome things and met even more amazing people. Looking forward to going home and seeing my mates and having a place to stay that’s not a hostel.

an artists impression of my home for the next few days as we’re riding to paris

(via mazthespaz)

the good old days of wearing silly hats!

I realised how much cycling I watch when I’ve seen like 90% of these crashes live on tv

crappytaxidermy:

via wtf taxidermy

what a blog!